The goal, then, is to create a sort of e-commerce hub where you can visit REVs other brands like Pier 1 Imports and Dressbarn and then stop into Radio Shack

actually, i think there is some kind of subconscious psychological thing going on where having a punchable face makes you more successful on youtube. 

to be fair...

wait, my whole life i’ve just assumed it was Die Hard 2: Die Harder without ever actually having seen that anywhere.

The Snyder Cut ended up just a padded out game of character catch-up and exposition towards introducing macguffins and a final boss. 

ok, so the way i understand it is that the Mother Boxes were completely dormant until they were awoken by Miles Dyson to make Cyborg. but then at that time, they were afraid of Superman (who hadn’t been around too long in the grand scheme of things) so they stayed quiet. then upon Superman dying (not that much later),…

EXACTLY.

my guess is that they needed a scene where Martian Manhunter turns back into General Swanwick so that we could be like “ohhh, he was that guy!”.

seriously... i would expect in a semi-serious movie like this, he would only refer to himself as “J’on J’onzz”, and a newspaper headline or some bystander would call him “the Martian Manhunter”.

“hello?”

i dont get the Knightmare scenario. so is Superman the Big Bad? he turns evil after they fail to save Lois? what does this have anything to do with Darkseid or the Anti-Life Equation? what’s the relationship between the Anti-Life Equation and the Mother Boxes again? did they not need the anti-life equation if they had…

“youtuber” is a generic term. it might as well be “person on TV’. reality TV style vlogs and instructional videos are completely different genres. 

yup, i get it.

lol yup. the that suit he and his dad develop in the post-credits.

there was too much going on in Atlantis and Themyscira in this movie. they needed to have had introduced their Mother Boxes in the Wonder Woman and Aquaman movies, then they could have let the Justice League movie focus on Cyborg and the Man’s box.

why doesn’t Superman stop the fight? because he doesn’t want to.

Also, where was Vic’s new “comic” style look?

the aspect ratio made the non-action scenes look like a TV show and the action scenes like a cartoon.

Lois is sad. we get it. 

aside from the Wonder Woman scene early on, it takes like 2 hours before you see any of the Justice League doing Justice League stuff.