i cosplayed Link at a convention once, and they had to tell me to stop hitting the trashcans. 

i had to look up who this was referencing. G-Eazy?! i once asked Alexa to play some rap music, and she played G-Eazy on Amazon Prime Music. i never asked Alexa to play music again. 

it’s almost as if a great physical appearance alone doesn’t guarantee a happily ever after...

part of my brain thinks this thing is unnecessary overkill. then another part tucks that first part away into a neat little corner of my brain with a nice label, and buys ones of these.

part of my brain thinks this thing is unnecessary overkill. then another part tucks that first part away into a neat…

since the action figure comes with multiple heads, can you swap Freddie Mercury’s head with another figure altogether? like, this one?

since the action figure comes with multiple heads, can you swap Freddie Mercury’s head with another figure altogether…

oh, we posting these now?

... you sound like his type?

at $69, you should combo this with a $20 nintendo eShop gift card... for twenty.

at $69, you should combo this with a $20 nintendo eShop gift card... for twenty.

holding out for cyber monday. maybe they can raise the prices higher for an even better deal.

holding out for cyber monday. maybe they can raise the prices higher for an even better deal.

that’s pretty neat.

ONLY apply to YOU if you breathe oxygen

i was undefeated last season except for the two games i lost. 

wait, what is the downside to proper mask usage?

firstly, your home is your domain. you decide your own rules there. but if you go out into public, then you’ve chosen to insert yourself into the population. it’d be fair to say that you should have some responsibility for your actions while out in public.

His debut book, Piccolo Is Black, is coming 2021.

Steve: i thought we were going to smash.

agreed. but a short nap is just a regular nap. overall napping is good. but “aggressive napping” (whenever you can as hard as you can) is something else, and doesn’t make sense for normal people.

wait hold up,

last week i went to Wendy’s and got

to this day i still hear “pickle” when you start a level