who has two thumbs, and just last month bought an HDMI splitter so that i could cast netflix to just my speakers?

it get it now! it’s all because of that Morbius trailer where they had a poster with Raimi’s Spider-Man.

... exactly. not Canada. 

face f***book

here’s where i think this movie is going.

nope. well at least in FFH, Mysterio’s multiverse origin was confirmed to be fictional.

i believe this is the last Sony-Disney movie. so this movie ends with Tom Holland exiting the MCU and remaining in the Sony-verse. then Sony can continue making Spider-man movies with Tom Holland without Disney, and you get your solo Spidey adventure with absolutely no Stark-adjacent help (for legal reasons).

There’s a problem with this formula.

21 Jump Street (2012) taught me that high school social norms have evolved since i was in school. and from the time between then and now, there’s been another whole evolution.

it’s kind of in line with his character. he’s all about go-go-go starting from the first scene in the opera house. he see an inverted bullet shot by someone he doesn’t know. his teammate asks “who was that guy” and he doesn’t question any of it since it’s helping him with his mission.

They were eventually narrowed down to four prototypes that are currently being tested on polar bears in northern Manitoba, Canada, and will be further tested on bears in captivity in zoos and aquariums.

if it’s white? good night.

disagree. i don’t get how evil Otto Octavius was supposed to be. were the tentacles in charge or was he? (this wasn’t supposed to be a poem).

i think you’re referring to this?

think about it. it’s really easy. the more people get COVID, the less vaccines we’ll need.

you can say there’s no such thing as COVID. as for me and grandpa, we believe. 

funny thing is, COVID kind of hit the MCU at a really good time (relatively), right after the conclusion of the first trilogy of phases. it wasn’t just the end of a chapter, it was the end of Book I. imagine if COVID happened a year earlier, in between Infinity War and Endgame, with no Disney+ online yet.

take us to your lead... actually, nevermind.

CHRIST IS KING MOTHERFUCKER!!