but why would he want to keep that from Poe? 

Finn: You know, it’s totally okay to not have a last name. Loads of people in this series don’t have last names. I don’t have a last name.
Rey: What do you mean by “series”?
Finn: C’mon Rey. This is a remake. We’re about two crises away from fast-forwarding the tape to see what to do next, like Spaceballs.
Rey: “Space..…

didn’t Rey activate some kind of tracker or something when she flew Luke’s X-Wing to Exegol? I remember Poe saying something like “she’s showing us the way there!” so they didn’t need a Wayfinder. 

i interpreted the infinite Rey thing as her walking towards the darkside.

i barely remember Solo, but it needed to end with Han doing the right thing, being heroic, then totally getting fucked over for it. thus, he decides heroism isn’t worth it (for now).

I’ll wait for Zack Snyder to release the Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Butthole Cut. 

wasn’t the TV adaptation of Chernobyl just a rehash of the news? it happened in real life, we knew the story already....

they need to make one more Star Trek movie, and cast Andy Serkis and Samuel L Jackson in some random roles. then we need to get Zoe Saldana in a Star Wars, and among them, we’d cover pretty much every franchise.

yes, but the flu has a mortality rate of approx 0.1%, while COVID-19 has a rate of approx 2%. so if we let it spread as far as the flu this season, that 10,000 people would be more like 200,000 people.

you ask that about anything a hipster does.

i’d play off of the fear that the wealthy are too powerful and can get away with anything. if i were to do Dracula as an ultra-rich CEO, i’d make his powers ambiguous. yes he does have a cult of “vampire” followers. yes they have rituals where they kill people and drink their blood in fancy spooky locales. but the…

i agree, the allegories for Frankenstein should be child abuse, nature vs nurture, and confronting self-perception.

the Mummy could play off of Islamophobia. you got this being from Egypt entering our safe spaces.

do the sides of the screen not have touch capability? how do you hold it without accidental presses?

McDonalds sweet and sour sauce with McDonalds chicken mcnuggets is an ultimate combo. but the sauce with anything else, or the mcnugget with anything else, is gross.

McDonalds sweet and sour sauce with McDonalds chicken mcnuggets is an ultimate combo. but the sauce with anything…

screw you guys i love ranch... and well, i guess this is the f*cking America we live in now. i’ve roamed the Hidden Valley since childhood. it is my heritage. our country was built on white sauce. i’ll defend white sauce until the day i die. white powe... wait. what am i saying?

screw you guys i love ranch... and well, i guess this is the f*cking America we live in now. i’ve roamed the Hidden…

Larry the Cable Guy presents: The Mandangloridian

hopefully we get drone deliveries soon. i hate having to spend up to 10 seconds with disgusting “delivery people”, brother.

when i think back on the recent PotA movies, there’s no single scene or action sequence that particularly stands out (perhaps the gorilla on the Golden Gate Bridge?). what does stand out was the character Caesar. because at it’s core, the new PotA movies are character pieces within homages to sub-genres. Part 1 was a…