I want Garland to do a Batman Beyond movie.

IF WE STAY THE COURSE, WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE ALL DEAD! YOU DON’T SEE ME OVER THERE MESSING WITH YOUR LIGHTS! JESUS! NO! NO! BE A PROFESSIONAL!

on the flipside! Spotify is giving out free Google Home Minis with a month subscription

on the flipside! Spotify is giving out free Google Home Minis with a month subscription

ARRRRR YA READY KIDS?! 

leaks confirmed

Khan

and pair it with a Mountain Dew Jakku Blast. 

and they should get SLJ to head it. for real. 

Disney DGAF. they own Winnie the Pooh. they’ve been dealing with this. 

doesn’t this all fall on the artist’s management companies? aren’t they the ones who book the gigs?

my guess: Daniel Kaluuya is going to play a guy who was on the Barney show as a kid, but has since grown up into a busy-body adult too into their job. Barney magically gets stuck in the real wold, and only Daniel can see/hear him. hi-jinx ensues as he helps Barney get back home while learning a lesson about childhood…

snarling “fuck Batman” at anybody who cared to listen.

awesome, i haven’t watched any of season 2 yet but glad to hear Dick is more like Dick, and less of a dick..

my brain gets really unhappy when the rhythmic motion of the windshield wipers doesn’t match the beat of a song.

this is how Baby Driver sees the world

and then the kinetic energy of the wiper movement also charges your phone

i never really bought the idea that the Robin costume could adequately hide someone’s identity until this iteration. is it simply just the hairstyle change? i don’t know, but Twaites’ Robin and Dick Grayson look like two different guys to me (and i’m not confusing him with Jason Todd, who looks like the same guy in…

when do slang definitions of existing words make it to the dictionary? like when is “ninja” officially going to be a term for someone who is a maser at a skill (similar to what they did with “jedi”)?

i never had a DVR or DirecTV, but i do recall people talking about how they had to make tough decisions to delete shows on their DVR to make space for new shows. all of this while a couple dozen movies that they won’t watch are hogging up precious diskspace? that sucks.

well, they can’t just flat out say that it’s cheaper to make Teen Titans Go, and that’s why they won’t look back.