this like some Satan and Saddam stuff going on here. 

exactly.

did they confirm that Steve actually grew old in the same “main” timeline as all previous movies? couldn’t it have been another timeline (maybe the one where he knows Thanos will get dusted come 2014?) where he was Captain America since the 40's, and then he returned to the original timeline as an old man?

Black Widow’s arcs involve putting herself in service to ease dude avenger pain

And wouldn’t Thor have asked Cap at some point “hey, level with me: were you fucking with me or could you lift that hammer?”

i personally took the “i need to stop being who i was meant to be, and start being who i am” as a super meta reference.

when he realizes that he needs to be his own authority and begins to self-actualize

and Mjolnir knew exactly what Cap had done

isn’t it cooler if Steve achieved worthiness over the course of Civil War and its complicated, grief-filled aftermath, rather than just inherently possessing it?

Sonic: “every hero has a Genesis”

Exec A: we need a song for the trailer. what are some good songs for trailers?

Ledger’s Joker was missing one crucial element though... the jokes!

nah, Jack Napier was pretty much Jack Nicholson. and there’s bits of Napier throughout the performance as Joker. but then when goes full-Joker, he’s Joker. the final fight perfectly shows the transition.

it’s 1970's Gotham. everything looks like a cemetery.

plot twist. the kid is Jared Leto. 

I like not knowing anything about the Joker. The more I know about who he is as a person, the less fascinating he becomes.

i remember when Blu Ivy was a baby, she looked like Jay-Z. now she looks more like Beyonce, and the younger siblings look like Jay-Z. maybe Jay-Z just looks like a baby.

“regardless of how toned or good looking the person is” should be added to every line of the Constitution.

the Michael Phelps gold medal 100m butterfly race from 2008 is the #3 highest viewed video on pornhub. probably.