i don’t get why people make such a fuss over unions. what two laborers do in their own homes is none of my business.

dietary restrictions. nobody orders the fillet-o-fish because they want to... it’s because they have to. btw. the fillet-o-fish was invented as something to serve during lent.

waving power around

exactly why netflix passed. 

TRUMP, SANDERS AND HANNITY ARE LYING SACKS A SHIT

like.. you couldn’t be a pancake? 

“i don’t see race. i’m above that. it’s not because you’re black. it’s because you’re poor.” 

Their privileged lives are so easy and bland, like their unseasoned chicken, that they have to invent ways to get a rush.

it’s probably a generational thing. 

Napoleon Dynamite is one of the precursors to modern cringe-humor. though it may not have necessarily been ground-breaking itself (many similar types of comedy around that time), it was the one to go mainstream, and laid the groundwork for general audiences to accept awkwardly cringey moments as humor. honestly, i was…

ok, it took me way too long to realize that Savestate is “Save State” and not some eastern European last name pronounced Sa-vay-sta-tay.

these trolls aren’t even related to the election though. if they’re gonna do it, they gotta be like:

i feel like any top MLB batter could do with with a little practice. not taking anything away from the samurai, but this is what baseball players do.

wait, we’re comparing a samurai in a batting cage vs a pro baseball player at bat?

Qualcomm boasts that with Quickcharge 4.0, a five minute charge gives you 5 hours of usability, and a 15 minute charge gets you from zero to 50%. there’s credit-card sized 10,000 mAh powerbanks and even smaller 5,000 mAh ones (arguably as pocketable as a spare internal battery). there’s also charge cases with…

EINHANDER

it’s cheaper to make and ship?

why make it a 10 hour drive when your future car can drive itself into a Hyperloop station, and use the pressurized tunnel to cut your travel time to a little over an hour?

would you expect different sleep positions in the car? it’s not like you’re getting a full sized bed in there. and it’s also not like you’ll be tossing and finding a good position in your sleep. when i fall asleep on a plane, even in the spacious business class ones, i sleep in a pretty reserved manner (compared to my…