I go to hip hop shows all the time. I’m a white guy. Most of the audience is white

i can’t for Freaky Friday to make its way to karaoke machines. i’m gonna be like:

as a hetero male, i’ll unabashedly rap along to Lil Kim’s How Many Licks.

but “ninja” doesn’t have roots as a derogatory term

it makes sense tho.

“Just because you got Fortnitemobile or played PUBG once you’re not a gamer girl,”

i wanna see a love story play out on Fortnite. introvert nerd guy is in the same game as his crush. he plays secretly protecting and helping her, until it comes down to just the two of them.

do you need the original receipt or proof of purchase?

ha! i tried to sell my PS3 to gamestop a few months ago. the going buyback rate was a whopping $8.00. good thing i walked away.

i’m seeing double! four Krustys!

they did the research. turns out you make more money when your product is addictive.

no way anyone is going though a whole juul pod (200 puffs) in 5 minutes.

or you could have the self driving car drive itself to the car wash while you’re shopping or whatever.

except when he’s on skates

and if you don’t have a great city view...

Vin Diesel was forced to breathe monkey fumes at one point. i think.

why would someone switch switch games for emu switch games on the switch without switching to pc?

go ahead. kid the kidder, kiddo.

that’s a picture of an S8