I for one welcome our new snowtrain overlord, forebearer of the great Snowpiercer. All glory to the sacred engine.

I find the B-1B to be very attractive, but I will never understand the planekakke subculture.

This is why I love living in California, no road salt, snow, or weather conditions that will destroy a car. The only naturally occurring phenomenon that will destroy your car is the soccer mom on her cell phone in a Tahoe.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

“One of the things I like to think about is turning up to the Nürburgring in your GT-R, and being able to select one of the famous laps and the car just taking over.”

They need it.

I heard four (maybe five) of them were delivered WITHOUT vanity plates. Unbelievable.

Thanks to clicking on deal links from Gizmodo, my recommended products from Amazon now make me look like a cat burglar!

Thanks to clicking on deal links from Gizmodo, my recommended products from Amazon now make me look like a cat…

For the price of 4.6 NA Miatas, you can have this Lamborghini Diablo!

Patrick, I think you just one-upped Tavarish.

I hear sometimes they go back only carrying air. But the way china has been lately they should be paying a premium for even LA air.

I think we export a lot of porn, too bad its electronic.

This is kinda like marrying your hooker.. it defeats the purpose...

It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

I love the idea of more women riding motorcycles, but there is one problem that still exists that drives some women away, namely putting women riders on a pedestal to worship (at least on the internet, I’m not sure if people act like this in the real world). How do we keep people from acting like total dorks drooling…

Disagree. I’ll gladly take the prius, then spend money in ripping everything out and putting a 500hp V8 in the thing but with amazing silent exhaust and use it to go trolling all the sports cars.

Longest article ever on Jalopnik?

Do you have a TLDR section? :)