This is a revolutionary advancement in technology. Now when I play racing simulators on dual monitors, that line down the middle of the viewing area actually makes the experience more realistic.

how nobody has seen this yet is beyond me.

Now he has a real good reason to be away from the pump as much as possible

That’s like a child saying the best off-roader is a PowerWheels Ford F-150 because they aren’t of driving age.

I was able to kind of drift it upon throttle, so I guess it’s sorta fixed. Until the ABS system kicks in to ruin the fun.

Well-written article with good info, but how did a “kidnappers forced a couple into the trunk of a car at gunpoint” turn into a “woman” in the title?

Did you guys forget the old one deployed in the same manner? lol

Mother in law in the back seat. That’s why.

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

The others have the advantage of....existing.

I knew I could trust you on this one, Google.

New Jersey is the prototype for Donald Trump’s America.

Not a crash test volunteer.

According to the general consensus of the Jalopnik commentators, the Acura NSX sucks huge hairy balls.

A little? Ya think? You can’t even get a 172 that fast pointing straight down. (it stops being a 172 and becomes a collection of pieces)

Kimi does

The plural of anecdotes—or rants—is not data.

I’m not even going to bother. That headline is a minefield of poor grammer and broken conjugation. Then he drops in gems like, “It probably wants to figure out ride-sharing opportunities because it recognizes its privilege.”

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Needs at least one apostrophe for that