My kids are just fine. You stay in your feelings and don't speak on my life experiences. I don't give a fuck about Chelsea Handler or anyone like her.

Probably because she's an Australian lass imitating Southern rap. I'm sure there's some real Aussie hip hop out there.

I wish I liked Iggy Azalia more. I just can't with her voice. Eck.

Your brother sounds super fun.

My SIL loves to talk about how children who aren't breast fed don't turn out as well as those who are; she knows I was not breast fed. So, she and the rest of 'em can suck on the fact that I am an intelligent, well-educated, healthy, fit adult.

I am one of those people. This is the story as far as I am concerned: there is a wizard boy with glasses, and a girl with bad hair, and a redheaded boy. And then they do magic things. The end.

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Wow. "Friends" don't treat their friends like emotional tampons and make them cry to sleep at night. I suggest you tell him in no uncertain terms that he hurt you and therefore you don't want to ever be his friend, and then lose his number and scorch the fucking earth behind you so you don't go back in a moment of…

He's not your "friend." Friends don't dump all of their emotional problems, ignore how much they are hurting you, and treat you like you have no emotional needs. He sounds like a narcissist. However hard the breakup was, you are better off in the longterm without him. I am a firm believer in cutting people off when…

I'm not into their music but I love their fucking vibe so much!

I'm happy for you that you did it. Agreed, it's nonsense that you needed to always look after what your ex would do when using a proffessional service.

I rejoice! The one factor that has prevented me from really utilizing LinkedIn properly has been the fact that you can't "unlink" from people.

Oh, thank the Lud. I've refrained from updating my LinkedIn profile, which has me in a different country, for the past seven years or so because I have not *one,* not *two,* but THREE creepy ex-boyfriends, all of whom are the stalkerific kind, and one of whom had clearly checked my LinkedIn profile. I know because the…

Her awareness, control, or profitability bears absolutely no relevance on her antics being both offensive & cringeworthy.

"Hanging in a chow line!"

NEVER ENOUGH SUZANNE!

Not. Enough. Suzanne.

You anecdotal evidence about "people you know" is pointless bullshit that is routinely recycled by conservative trolls. Facts: Corporate and individual taxes are at historical lows. Profits are through the roof. The wealthiest are, comparatively speaking, wealthier than they have been in decades. They ARE just…

Oh man, you sound so tough.

It's getting TO the lakefront that's the problem. I have to run down Oakdale and then on a dirt path for a bit to get to the lakefront, unless I want to go well out of my way and run down a major street with a bunch of stoplights (which isn't really worth it considering I only run 3-4 miles anyway). I will be SO…