My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

Why would you want to support them?

There are few things as disappointing as turning the radio on and realizing it's APHC time. This skit would be better if it were a live taping of TAL or something.

Oh, me too. I can't hit the radio button fast enough to get away. Whoever let Garrison Keillor sing should be pilloried.

I love NPR but I all-caps HATE a Prairie Home Companion. It is the worst.

I sincerely hope the recs I'm getting on this post means you all can see the .gif, even if I can't.

Hey Bristol:

Those weren't intentional.

I don't know. I went to a pretty well known state university and I would say 80% of my professors during junior and senior year had an attendance policy. Full on calling every single student's name in the class to see who was "here" and who was "absent." It was like being in high school. You were deducted points…

Give it a few months and every major city will have SURFBOARDT *fitness* lessons. Like strippercize.

I know what you're doing in your kitchen.

This is what I want to do every time I see that commercial.

Hilarious- I work as an ER nurse and one time a woman actually came in because she accidentally ate a pot brownie and "felt like she was dying". I bought her some chips from the vending machine and she sat and watched TV until the feeling passed.

Yep, if you want to pay reasonable prices, baby clothes are extremely gendered. My go-to for affordable-ish clothes is baby gap. Still really gender specific, but at least a little more variety of style and color.

Aw, I kind of liked Matthew McConaughey's speech. He was SO HAPPY, y'all. He was super proud of his performance (rightly so, great movie) and he was just being himself. Keep on keepin on, Matthew. Haters to the left, naked bongo playing to the right.

I agree with this. Much of the vitriol aimed toward Kanye definitely stems from racism, just like with many other rap and hip-hop artists; most of the vitriol for Kim devolves into "SHE'S JUST A WHORE." And anyone in this thread saying Well I dislike them for legitimate reasons is missing the point of your post, and…

6'3", can confirm we've all been conscripted to build shelves. Nice to know why at least.

Our little pink dumbbells only go up to 3 lbs :(.

Going along with your original comment, I think one of the biggest examples of the racism and sexism Kim experiences is aaaaalllll the jokes about her dating black men. One that comes to mind is she tweeted or instagrammed something that said "All Black Everything" and a white comedian said "We know Kim." Some of the…

Can I just say I love this exchange?