I would like that, very much.

Ok, I will refrain... for now.

It sounds like the guy is testing to see if she'll be an easy person to control. "Why don't you just deal with it? If you don't like how I am, break up with me" is the easiest way to see if the person will actually leave. If she didn't leave after he said that, he's probably pretty confident now that he can escalate…

No guts, no glory, Miley.

The "I'm numb to it" set off a TON of red flags for me. You can't force her out of this relationship but please, please, be a supportive and understanding force in her life. Trying to break them up probably won't work, but when she tells you he said something awful make it clear you don't agree with his actions and…

She also looks like a weak version of Yo-Landi from Die Antwoord.

Mmmkay well Friday 5pm can kick in now...

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

I really, really doubts she cares that you don't approve.

no, "libertarian" these days is pretty much code for "I'm a Republican who is ok with pot smoking."

Yeah, that one shouldn't be hard.

Having a thigh gap is the only way to wear LULULEMON

Years ago I had started teaching exercise classes and was looking for some kind of awesome yoga top that would contain my d-cups in a non-porny fashion. I tried on shirt after shirt at Lululemon but none of them seemed meant for anything bigger than a B. Finally, the sales lady exasperatedly told me, "Our clothes are…

#howtowearlulelemon needs to trend on twitter. This thread is hilarious.

Definitely no sitting on a bus, either! Only in the upholstered leather seats of a luxury car!

Why yes...yes it is.

Lulelemon is only for people who are perfect. If you need pants that can rub, you probably sweat and sweat isn't cute. To Target with you, poor/ugly!

But is he actually admitting that they are not capable of standing up the stresses of yoga? You have to, sort of, admire that.