Make sure that if you do sit, it's on a soft, plushy chair and only for 5 minutes at a time.

This is what I think every time I see a post about Teenage Moms show. They are making hundred of thousands of dollars being assholes. What The Fuck. I had a child, give me some money. I don't do heroin.

I was just thinking "see , you really can do anything you want if you are skinny, white and rich."

Needs a BB gun and a cigarette.

Yep. It has nothing to do with the fact that it is really fucking sunny and we tend to have rather outdoorsy-type lifestyles. Nope, not at all.

Like the other posters said, first do something cathartic. Rip up all photos of him and burn them (outdoors!) Throw out everything that he ever bought you. Rid your place of any reminder of him — rearrange the furniture or redo your place if you have to. Maybe I sound silly, but if you can legally break and destroy…

I totally met Vanilla Ice once. He is actually a pretty nice guy.

Not sure about that but did read her blog to discover that she had kid wear (and chew) on an amber necklace to sooth teething pains. Mmm pine resin, nom, nom, nom.

I want someone to follow up the the Placenta Kid in 18 years. PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS.

Car seats are probably a conspiracy! I mean, you never saw a monkey in a car seat, have you?

I just read her entire blog, and the only source she cites in her anti-vaccine post is a book called "The Book of Herbal Wisdom." Sounds like a TOTALLY unbiased source...

Not satire, she's just bonkers!

Edited - double post. Just got Kinja'd.

I reached the part where she stated that she couldn't break the cord with her teeth because, "as a vegan, that did not appeal to me."

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Let's all ask the Today show to invite Simone Jhingoor back to talk about the Women's Housing and Economic Development Corporation. In no uncertain terms! It's easy, there's a contact form at: http://www.today.com/id/29041920/ns…

I can not believe this asshole started with "You're not here to talk about your work..." "You're here today because it's our anniversary." WHAT A DICK. Its more likely that she got asked to be on the show to talk about her work and this asshole decided he would showboat. He could have at least waited until she was…

Picture perfect example of how the world still believes that the most important thing in a woman's life is to be married. She has her own interests and accomplishments? Who cares?! She's getting married! Some douchebag is willing to take responsibility for her for the rest of her life! That's all she ever…

I walk slower than my husband so I can be behind and look at