I am not entirely unconvinced of the notion that there’s mescaline in New Orleans’ drinking water.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

This is just rape. I don’t know why “Hazing” is even part of this headline and story. They raped a boy with a wooden pool stick.
Who the hell thinks: well...in order to allow this freshman into our club we should rape him with a pool stick. Surely this will bring us closer as a team.

So you’ve watched 2 full seasons even though you hate the show. Great job, troll. Be sure not to watch season 3, so you don’t have to shit on the show many people like.

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

The only good line of dialogue from True Detective Season 2:

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

Reporting live from Big 14 10 Country, this is the play of the year -

Can’t star Diana’s post enough (OK I can’t star it at all, but whatever). Six of us sat down in a sports bar in Laramie, Wyo., and asked to have the big TV next to us switched to that game. I know there were people around us who were not jazzed about that.