For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

PUT IT IN MY VEINS

I Stean the Bean.™  :D

Bend the knee to Gwendolyn of House Christie, First of her Name, Slayer of Red Carpets, and Queen of the Best Dressed.

This is why Deadspin is one of only like six websites I visit daily.

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

And that’s the problem. She tried to move on and do something different, but she couldn’t because that’s what she was known for. He continued to be very successful on the speaking circuit and still polled well with women. He got to have a life. She didn't.

That’s the part of this whole story that still dumbfounds me... Her dad is the douche that lied to his parents about GOING TO USC and instead cashed the checks to build his brand because school was a waste of his time, so natch when it comes to his own kid, instead of letting her BUILD HER BRAND BECAUSE SCHOOL IS A…

That shot chart is like if they made a whole team out of Andrew Wigginses.

You really wanna step to a Toyota salesman..?

Good God you might be serious.

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

I find “undercarriage” more offensive than pussy.

The Boondocks did an episode about this over 13 years ago.

I haven’t listened his music since..... I can’t even remember when was the last time I heard his music.