It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

I’m Getting Married was FANTASTIC. The Staten Island couple where the husband forgot he was mic’ed and hulked out on his limo driver because he was late, and the wife had overfilled her lips so much they gave her a speech impediment. GOLD.

+1 Comment of the Year on the last day of the year.

That sir or madam was an epic and outstanding rant! Full marks!

“I am disappointed in the behavior today from T.J. Yeldon and Leonard Fournette. They were disrespectful, selfish and their behavior was unbecoming that of a professional football player.”

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

I’m 10000% fine with this. People are spending hundreds a pop on Gucci flip-flops and similarly high-priced knockoffs of what look like regular degular-ass Adidas slides, or even worse those furry slippers that have no business outside of a boudoir photoshoot.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

I’m surprised he got any time being rich. I’m surprised they didn’t give him community service. 

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

Shut up, Tomato

I can’t believe I didn’t know that Marty Rathbun rejoined the church!!! Part of me thinks they must have something insane on him that they’re using to blackmail him, and the other part of me thinks that he got off on the power he had when he was a big dog in the Sea Org, and he wants some of that back. He always…

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Nick, we’ve never met but I can guarantee you are Brando in his very prime compared to Michael Rapaport.

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Michael Rapaport is only 48? Jesus Christ, dude doesn't get to talk about other people's appearance.

A quick reminder that Charles Manson tried out Scientology and subsequently declared it as “too crazy”!
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#cite_ref-108

Yeah, Jason is really well known for doggedly calling attention to human rights abuses like that. That’s what made Friday the 13th such a shitty horror movie.