The Raptors were also in LA a few weeks ago and Kawhi mentioned something about being able to see family and get some hugs from them, and one reporter said “How important are those hugs from your family?” Kawhi’s response was “We really talkin bout this? How important are hugs from YOUR family?”

How you keep doing the beat that you’re doing is a mystery but we all owe you a debt of gratitude for your ability to do it.

Honestly, this feels ore like a Sick Sad World thing.

Seals snorting eels: the bizarre drug craze baffling seal authorities

That seal looks so damn happy, that I can only think of that Family Guy ear sex episode. Whatever floats your boat, little seal/eel.

They should replant that back in Winterfell where it belongs.

My personal theory is that royal staff are extremely intolerant to any perceived rudeness from Meghan, and they’re leaking stories out of revenge. I’m sure Meghan has been rude at times. But surely every member of that family is entitled and spoiled. It’s just that staff will put up with it from blood royals, but not…

Seems like this intentionally left off so the author had a post she could make.

I want to live in a cottage named Frogmore. I would sit on the toadstools and talk to the bunnies every morning while I drink a cup of honey and run my bare feet through the wildflowers.

“the terms of Katie’s divorce from Tom Cruise, which required that she not publicly date anyone else for five years following their split, which happened in 2012.”

But Tom could and did date publicly and often.

Shut up, this is 2018 in the U.S., not classical Greece. 47 is young to fucking DIE. A healthy, wealthy woman should easily live to 90 or so. 

This was a stupid post. 

This is like Magary’s William-Sonoma Haters Guide, except somehow Goop is even worse.

Budding 14-Year-Old Reactionary Currently Wearing A Big Dogs Shirt While Sitting In ISS: Whatever, man. Michael Jordan used to deal with this kind of defense every single possession.

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Swap Arby’s with Joe’s Crab Shack and you’ve nailed it. 

Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Then she’s gotta stop leading with the helmet.