A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Hell, Jim, being a Big Mad Orange Man is a pretty good gig these days

Trading arguably the best defensive player in football and a 2 time pro-bowl WR for 3 future first round picks with the hopes of landing basically the same types of players with said picks....yep, sounds like the Raiders we know and love.

Hey, Jon. Welcome to Deadspin. There’s some aloe on Petchesky’s desk, you should use it.

Truly, Buffalo’s prayers have been answered

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

Just some passionate, patriotic individuals. People who love their nation. Nationalists, I believe they’re called.

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

and power Jews.. what group’s value align with that?

hillary lost. barack is done.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I’ve already seen comments claiming that this must be a plot by the Democrats to drum up fear of the GOP, and that they mailed them to themselves.

It took me a solid 5 minutes of trying to figure out why “Jack Cooke Kent” was a racist slur to realize you meant the actual team name. It’s been a day...

So the daughter of a man who owned a football team whose name is a racial slur isn’t woke? Color me shocked. 

I’m kidding. He’s dead.

Except this is clearly the mild Curry. 

Who among us hasn’t had to tug down our pants after a spicy Curry?

I get what your saying, but have you ever accidentally sat on your own balls? That and the end of Terminator 2. Totally okay. 

I'm waiting for him to sing and take the Karolyis down.