ljschnitz
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ljschnitz

Sean Bean still lookin sexy as fuck. IDC, fight me. 

OK, now It’s not fair to compare ANYONE to Angela Bassett. Come on now. She’s actually aging in reverse.

same

10000% thought you picked the wrong pic of Natalie Morales. Spoiler Alert: people can have the same names. 

Former Cardinals fan here, and I completely understand why everyone hates us. The self awareness is completely lacking with cards fans. ESPECIALLY since the rams left town. They are really holding onto this award they’ve given themselves as best fans in baseball.

“You look like the world’s least-fucked geisha.” - Selina Meyer

thissssssssssssssss

I didn’t know there were so many rich people dying to get their kids into USC. I’m from the Midwest, so it’s not surprising I don’t get it, but Yale, Harvard, Stanford...typical Ivy leagues. I get that. But USC and the University of San Diego are two schools I don’t understand. Someone help me.

+1 came here for this

keep doing the lords work.

I just want you to know I am CRYING laughing right now. 

Fuck this guy too

Holy Shit it is dusty up in this bitch. 

I am honestly baffled at how bad US Gymnastics is at this. I mean for the love of fucking god. Just shut the fuck up. Oh wait, ya’ll did that for the past 25 years and here we are. Kill me. 

Can you imagine being this womans family and receiving the phone call that their daughter gave birth? I mean, I would love to hear more from her family since they are now caring for their grandson. I’m just still mind blown at this entire situation. 

I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but one of the unnamed sources has to be Alshon. Amiright?!

Same.

Troll for sure. 

Full disclosure: I love Seinfeld and have seen every episode, and I’m a huge Jerry Seinfeld fan.

I seriously love the respectful discussion. Props to you both for being cool ass adults.