“I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!”

all quarterbacks from the 2019 draft

A.J. McCarron

Colt McCoy

Ken Dorsey

JaMarcus Russell

RG3

Vince Young

Mark Sanchez

Jake Locker

Matt Leinart

Blaine Gabbert

Those text message print outs are zoomed in at 300% and I am CRYING laughing.

+1 forcible assault

I am fucking SHOOK that Mary rejoined!!!!!! What in the actual fuck Marty?! How’d they get him again? Threaten to kill his children? What’s sad is I am 100% serious about those questions. 

I’m sure they will read your comments meticulously and make sure to keep them in mind for next year. You should totally keep on with this for every list they do. In fact, if I were you, I’d make my own lists and post them in the comments section. You need to show them how it’s really done. Go gettem, Carl.

Keep doing the lords work my friend.

Eat a Snickers, Frank. 

Please don’t stop reporting about this. The ugly truth is not fun to read, but absolutely necessary to open some mother fucking eyes. 

Kindly take your pivot tables straight to hell.