We’re talking about practice hugs, man. but we’re talking about practice hugs man, we’re not even talking about the game... the actual game, when it matters... We’re talking about PRACTICE HUGS…

ALLLLLLLL of this! (Insert praying hands emoji) Maybe people will learn to stop asking after I spontaneously start bawling my eyes out. It’s innocent enough, but just don’t fucking ask a woman: 1) when is she expecting, 2) when is she going to have kids or 3) how much she weighs....and fuck it while we are here don’t…

SUPER THANKFUL FOR THIS COMMENT. 

I saw that too! CALL YOUR DAD! SSDGM!

“Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better throw that fuckin flag!”

Lots of people don’t care for the podcast. That’s cool. They’re fucking gigantic tools but whatev’s. /s

Fuckin A! Go getchu some, Kim! That’s MY president!

One by one. :) 

Disclaimer: I am not rooting for violence or saying fuck the victims teammates for not fighting for him.

Both Britt and Donald signed contract extensions prior to this season. We get to see these two go at it twice a year for at least the next three seasons and I am so fucking here for it. These two had words all game long and shit boiled over into a cheap shot that we all saw and noticed. Apparently cheap shots happen…

Oh, and if the USOC is taking over, they are even more fucked. Substituting one corruption for another. 

Talking out loud:

This guy has me dying over here. “nope, just have your way with the rim, bro. I ain’t trying to take this L.”

+1

LIKELY STORY LADY, BUT HOW DO WE KNOW SHE DIDN’T TEACH HIM THINGS SEXUALLY?!?! HELLO?!?! SHE’S A STRIPPER!

First problem:

I so wish I knew how to insert the Maryl Streep, standing to clap gif, right now. 

NAILED IT

She had better be next.

zero idea that Elon has five children. legit thought you were referencing body guards or paid employees.