I agree with everything you’ve said, minus Signs. I thoroughly enjoyed that movie. What about it, was no bueno for you?

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I am crying from laughing. This is gold.

Dude, this mother fucker was SMILING and HIGH-FUCKING-FIVING fans while walking the course. Who the fuck is this guy?! I kept saying, TIGER IS SMILING!!! His character arc has been fucking wild. 

I mean absolutely no shade at all, honest to god, genuine question. Is Mackenzie Davis supposed to look like a CGI character?

literally laughed out loud

literally laughed out loud

Hi friend. I know how I feel about this. I was more or less trying to create dialogue with someone that doesn’t see it OUR way. Sometimes I like to flirt with full on crazy people to make the day go faster. How’s your day going?

I’ve seen several comments (not just on here on Deadspin) that refer to her as the culprit because it’s his house and she should have just left and this could have all been avoided. Portraying her as the money hungry baby momma.

take your star you magnificent bastard.

Laughed too hard

I came here for this +1

Oh come on, give the people what they want. Story time on this shit Monday. I’ve got popcorn and everything. Please don’t make me go back to work. 

This made me laugh out loud. (Full disclosure: I was a St. Louis Rams fan.)

Our family only has boy grandchildren. Four nephews routinely stay at my parents (their grandparents) house and dear fucking god.

Just googled bodice. The more you know! https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdLQUbKEu47o9Ww/giphy.gif

While I couldn’t disagree any more, I laughed like hell at your extreme hot takeage. Cornered the hell out it, and I applaud your “no fucks given” attitude about it. Brave.

This guy gets it.

+1

i cannot stop laughing. THIS fucking guy.