I fucking hate everyone.

Not enough stars

This guy can go fuck himself.

Jesus FUCKING Christ.

Didn’t even realize he was wearing a NRA hat until I read the comment section. Old man banging on a moving school bus was enough to get me to click.

CRYING

That goalie looks like a fucking transformer. I’m still debating on what his final transformation will be. I’m leaning towards a robot praying mantis.

Saw it at noon on Sunday with 6 friends, all my ridiculous demands so that I would actually consent to going. Full disclosure, I love scary movies but I’m the person you are annoyed at because of the screaming. The theater was wayyyy more packed than I anticipated for this time, but it was a good crowd. Everyone was…

+1 take your stars

People will sell their souls and all of their moral compass for some claps and a laugh. Fuck outta here. And the Alec Baldwin comments drove it home. Who are we kidding? They (Hollywood/politics) need each other and they especially thrive off each other.

Youuuuuuuuu, ha ha ha ha, youuuuuuuu. (Robert Deniro ala “Analyze This”).

Oh my god, Juicero! Oh where has thou been? I long for the days where we made fun of this contraption and not the Orange Man. It was a simpler time. Why am I crying?

DING, DING, DING, DING! We have a winner, folks!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY HIDING KELLY BENSIMON?!?!?!?! Please god, we need more of her. I will NEVER forget that crazy ass Pharmaceutically enhanced nightmare of a bachelorette party.

Holy shit I am laughing out loud

MOTHER FUCKING +1, you get all the stars.

This!!!!!!!!!1

+1 Troll Job

Look, I had to digest some of this shit too. Just like everyone else, I thought the the Dream Team going north to capture a zombie and bring that mother fucker allllllll the way back to Kings FUCKING Landing was dumbest DUMBEST fucking bullshit I have ever heard. I was mad. Far too mad for an actual television show. I…

+1 Randy Johnson’d