Welcome to Florida.

+1 SLOW CLAP

God bless you, this is wonderful.

Stealing this!!!!!

(Laughed HARD reading this reply)

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I don’t think we need her choreographer to tell us that she’s giving zero fucks. We’ve seen the gifs, and those 3 second clips are all we need to arrive at this conclusion.

I just re-watched Hardhome last night and had a ragin girl boner!

I literally laughed out loud reading this.

This. I had an Anterior Lumbar Interbody Fusion (L4-5). Before this surgery the sciatic pain I had down my left leg made me want to legit cut the mother fucker clean off. After the surgery though, I learned what could hurt worse. Bone harvesting site....I cried and cried and CRIED laying in that hospital bed. The…

OMFG. RIP Clearly Canadian. R. I. Fucking. P.

Gwyneth, is that you?

There isn’t enough coffee in the world to prepare anyone for this thread.

Thank you for completely nuking my naive, ignorant bubble that I currently reside in. -_-

Oh my god. I have the tiered feeder and my morbidly obese cat lays down and eats piece by piece like a fucking otter. This was after he tried for months to stick his face in the openings and then he just kept trying to knock the son of a bitch over. I very special, lazy, fat cat.

lol, wut?

I’m choosing to be naive and assuming (wishfully) that paddling isn’t common punishment in 2017. Whyyyyyyy is a man, paddling a teenage girl? Whyyyyyyy????? Make it stop.

Can someone please tell me that the paddling punishment is not what I think it is?

He’s like a big, fat, hairy cat-otter. This is his preferred sleeping position.

Oh my god. Louis just knocked over the floor lamp while chasing his tail!