I have his long lost (equally as obese) brother, Louis. Cheers!

I’m pretty sure your parents cat and my cat are the EXACT same cat.

Sorry I’m a little late to the thread, but THISSSSSSSSSSS. My uncle fatty loses his fucking shit if there isn’t food. Knocks everything off any high surface, bites people and waillllllssssssssss to high heavens. It would be easier to diet train him but I have a little girl kitty who is normal sized and I don’t know…

Pete is handsome devil!

+1 President Cheeto approved.

lol, wut.

“You had me at spray-tan orange.”

I’m just here to watch USA soccer fans freak the fuck out about this article.

I didn’t realize they even had ONE? Everyone I know has gone to Kansas City, Kansas or St. Louis, Illinois. So yeah, HOURS one way for most of these women.

I love this thread so fucking much.

This is exactly how I feel, however I’m still irked that “just rip the scales off” was considered privileged information in Maester-ville. I cannot let it go for some reason and It’s actually funny to me now!

Euron is not an ordinary man, and the Silence is not an ordinary ship.

Imma roll with this theory because otherwise I’m irritated. It pleases me to think that Cersei could really be slippin further into Mad King land. But for real tho, they’re gonna at lest drench those arrows in wild fire first, right?

Mannnnnnn, don’t even put that shit out in the Universe!! That’s legit one of the only endings that would piss me the fuck off.

Mannnnnnnn, I know! I’m impatient as fuuuuuck. (Clearly.) You think this season is going to be seven kingdoms shit and next season will be the end of the world?

THANK YOU! Like, that’s the hush-hush procedure you found? And good god, knock the poor guy out! I just thought now that they’re in Maester-ville that we’d have some potions and next level shit. Naw, just chug some rum and I’m gonna give you zero time for it to kick in, oh and please be quiet. K? cool!

Dude I’ve been waiting for the White Walker apocalypse ever since Hardhome. That was Season 5!!

Yassssss! I totally feel you there! I just haven’t made it that far. Hey so I’ve been meaning to ask and you seem like you might know: Is Jon the only “major player” of the bunch that is aware of the zombie army coming? I’m always so maddened for him! Don’t worry everyone, Jon’s just trying to save the world over…

Disclaimer: I haven’t read the books.

Oh my god, SAME. I just want it to be over for him.