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This gave me chills. Not because of how sick Bill fucking Cosby is, but because Gianna Constand sat there and looked evil straight in the eyes and gave him the proverbial middle finger. Fuck. All the claps and stars.  

BRING BACK UNCLE JOE!!!!!!

He really is a lizard man dressed as a human. There’s seriously no way he’s a real person. And I am frighteningly close to really not joking here. For real. What in the actual fuck is that?

Khole was my fav for the majority of this Kardashian era. But, like all things now a days I am annoyed with how often I see/hear her name. Her authenticity is somewhat questionable to me now. (Full disclaimer: because I’m the only and best person to judge anthers authenticity when I’ve never met them and have only

Stuck the landing. 10/10, Gold Star.

I was so jealous of public school kids that got robot babies! I went to a small catholic school and we had to keep a balloon baby alive for a week. You guessed it, if it popped it died! I am 32 and still don’t have any children. SPOILER ALERT: not gonna have babies either! BUT, for 1 minute at the beginning of the

Just came here to see if the guy died.

Just came here to see if the guy died.

Just came here to see if the guy died.

Just came here to see if the guy died.

Just came here to see if the guy died.

He was fucked up on Ambien and pain pills when he ran into the neighbors tree. He was sloppy as fuck, and Elin caught him texting one of his 15 side pieces and took after him with a golf club. I forgot how magnificent that entire sequence of events was.

Damn! I’m going to keep thinking it’s her tho.

Jesus fucking Christ, I can already hear the Patriots homers screaming about “this is what happens when you lose control of the locker room.” Which is the only reason I even give a shit about this article.

Over/Under on Gwyneth Paltrow?

Legit laughed so hard I snorted in my office. Gold star.

Man fuck this guy! AMIRITE?! This league is not for bullshit social justice warriors!

Until Seattle last week he had not one inquiry from any team. So, how can anyone say he’s asking for too much, when not one person has even reached out to ask?

Amen, brother.