Why hasn’t Baylor received the death penalty?

Bro you look bitter as fuck here. AND YOU GUYS WON THE FUCKING ELECTION.

THIS. A MILLION TIMES, THIS.

This doesn’t have enough stars.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SARCASM FONT???

I’m watching the First Wives Club and Overboard on repeat all weekend long and I could not be anymore excited. I fucking love Goldie and I may still go see this movie because she’s in it. That’s it.

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. WE HAVE A WINNER!

SAME

JESUS TAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING WHEEL

(mouth hanging wide open while typing this)

Allllllllllll of this.

I concur. (Ran out of vegetable oil, or whatever the fuck...canola maybe? Who cares?) Extra virgin olive oil seemed like a more than appropriate substitution. Yada, yada, yada... The skillet was ablaze and my place filled up with smoke at an incredibly fast rate.

Fyre Festival and Juicero are all we need.

Man, fuck this shit. Machado should crush guys with his bat for NOT running slow enough around the bases, for NOT flipping their bats, and for NOT acting like they actually like to play baseball for a living.

RIP Fila

Look I think this guy is a huge douche-canoe, and I think almost everyone on here would agree with that. I don’t like him, what he says or the fact that I have to read about him everywhere. He’s a narcissitic, egomaniac. The very sight of this guys face make my eyes roll.

What is the over/under on how many of these accounts are from 1 person? Like on average, how many different accounts do you think one person on this mom blog has? *says a prayer* I mean, no more than two accounts per person....(GULP)....right?

SAME

That’s what I’m saying!!

PSA: don’t get high with this guy.