So. Much. Salad. Oil.

Shhh! You just know someone will think that’s a great idea.

I remember seeing this for the first time in a Holidome (Holiday Inn with an indoor pool and games) and freaked out. I was maybe 7 or 8? I drove my dad crazy asking for (quarters? dimes? can’t remember how much it cost to play) for an afternoon. It was the coolest thing I’d ever seen. As you may have surmised, I was…

I haven’t seen this yet, but since I can’t tell them apart I assure you I wouldn’t have even noticed. They look like twins to me.

I do like the reserved seating. I absolutely will not sit at the front of a theater to watch a movie.

I took my Gram to see Silence of the Lambs. I have no idea what I was thinking, and don’t know why we didn’t leave, but the poor woman sat with her hands over her eyes for a good portion of the movie. I felt terrible.

Oooh, you are about as old as me!

I am on vacation with my father, aunt and cousin. We have been listening to Bossa Nova and Yacht Rock on Pandora. I feel like I need some Rage Against the Machine or something. Not that I don’t love those two, but a whole week is a bit much.

Well, it’s right there in your name, “misunderstood”. What did you expect? I’ve heard you are also excitable.

Are you kidding? 40 or not, she is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. She killed it in Mad Men, she shouldn’t have to do this bullshit work.

I saw the Pixies once with the new girl. I decided I didn’t need to see them ever again, which is sad because Pixies with Kim are fantastic.

Hazelwood is the shit. I love him so much.

I love this so much.

Trump

I saw it. If I had seen him do it live, I would have creamed my panties and passed the f*ck out. Holy sh*t that was hot. Thanks for the tip.

I read this as Lord of the Rings and thought it was going to bring the world to a screeching halt.

His grasp of government is grammar school level, at best. He has no diplomacy, he’s vindictive, no interest in trying to learn how to lead. He is a giant disaster and I hope we can recover from this.

I have a pretty low voice for a woman. I have actually had someone, upon meeting me the first time after a year of speaking on the phone, said “oh my god you are so much better looking than I was expecting!”. Well, thanks?

Holy shit! I totally forgot about that whole season! This is why I shouldn’t post drunk.

I think $1.50-$2.00, usually.