For how official and uptight Royal Communications usually are, that release might as well be a shirtless picture of Harry captioned “come at me bro - I will FUCK you up!” You know the royal PR people sent that one under duress- that is not their M.O. at all. So good on Harry for making them do it, and straight out…

I can’t think of a legit reason for my boyfriend to have my account and phone passwords. He has his own accounts and phone. Why would he need mine? Absent some actual suspicions about something, why would I demand that he give me his? I don’t believe that just because I’m part of a couple, I have to give up all…

I call it” Jazz Hands, themovie”

$179?

That was JUST this moment playing at Duane Reade and I marveled all over again at how it was able to achieve the absolute platonic ideal of mediocrity.

Is he eligible for the Nobel Prize in Literature yet?

I have British Siri, and she too won’t give a straight answer, continues to merely beat around the bush...

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

I do. I like them in the winter. Cuts my heating costs.

Why’d she leave off the $66.00 Collard green salad from Neiman Marcus? Seems up her alley.

Not only is that racist on the more blatant level, where they’re trying to keep black people from voting, it’s racist on a secondary level in that they think handing out weed and liquor is what will do it.

Oh my gosh, I must have read Lavender Green Magic ten thousand times. I also attempted to make rose beads almost that many times.

I keep hoping that there is an announcement that as soon as she’s done with AWiT, Ava DuVernay will be making a film version of Lavender-Green Magic, which I don’t think has ever been adapted for tv or as a movie before. These two were my first Big Kid books when I was growing up.

Amen. Plus, some of us HATE cooking -- preparation, cooking, cleaning up. If I can make one/any of those easier, it’s worth it. Not to mention when you consider the premium I pay vs. how much I spent on vegetables that needed preparation that I never felt like preparing, so I ended up throwing away full mushy bags of…

I’m pretty sure that if you say the name “Wallis Simpson” three times into a mirror at Buckingham Palace, the ghost of the Queen Mum appears and beats you to death with an bespoke umbrella

I have red hair, blue eyes, my niece and nephew love me, am thought of as the “fun” one in my family and have visited London on numerous occasions; therefore I am actually dating Prince Hot Ginger. Please let him know immediately.

Of course it was a Waitrose. Of course. No Tesco Metro for the Queen.

OMG. These kids have to get. out. of. my. house. We are doing everything in our power to help them, but they still need some time. 51 sounds great for an empty nest.