Yes I realize that public transportation is usually widely available in all cities but not everyone lives in or even near a city. And yes, we absolutely agree that 30k does not adequately support an adult human living independently. I think you’d also agree that the combination of low pay and high cost of living means…

News flash: Not all of us live in the city. Not all jobs are based in the city. If your grandma has a car she can’t drive, offers you its use, and it makes your life easier, you effing take her up on it. That is not an example of a bad decision.

How is it thinking that public transportation is beneath you because you choose to use the car that someone's letting you drive for free? Also, you do realise that public transportation isn't always an option in the US, right?

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I’ve always been the first noisy bitch to be, all, “NOBODY CAN TOUCH THIS BOOK IT IS THE BESTEST BOOK THAT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY BLORP” but I am officially shutting up and letting this talented artist get to work.

That’s true, patriarchy hurts men too. I think the boys who are not Chosen or whatever are pretty marginalized if not exiled from the community.

From the looks of that photo she is pumped about stealing a bunch of dalmatians, tho.

Ahem.

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

Stop protecting him, Sharon. No one believes you “fell” for the third time this month.

OW! Your eyes are HURTING me! Why are they so painful?! *sobs*

She’s not going to a rave. That is a lovely Scheele’s green coat and hat combo from her loving son, Charles.

Right? My mother has finally admitted to my dad that she’s all about Clinton. But, he had to have known last week. It was revealed during a phone conversation where he said, “I don’t know why! I just don’t trust her! I don’t know!” and I said, “Could it be because she’s a woman?” And he said, “What? No! I just don’t…

here come dat boi!!!

Real talk: infant clothing is incredibly rewarding to make as a knitter. Works up quickly, finished product is hella cute, and even if you use top dollar yarn, usually not that expensive. And then, when you gift it away, you are the boss of that baby shower.

if you dont want to get hit, then why are you walking around with a face HUH

Modern Art = I could do that...but I don’t know Charles Saatchi.

“...I’m a hot little blonde...” REALLY? Oh honey.
You’re more catalog than runway and that’s the kindest I can bring myself to be.

Franzen: “I’ll take ‘I’m God’s gift to sexy chicks who wear glasses’ for $1,000.”