Is your older sister my younger sister? This is practically a script from childhood.

I am here for all these sentiments in all their fine forms. When I want your attention, there won’t be any question about it.

Same. If I got married today, I can count on 1 hand the number of people who would be on “my” side of the aisle. And I’d be quite happy with that!

First Christmas Day on my own. Kids grown and doing their own thing. Sibs with Mom, as it should be. Me...knocking around doing as I please; having dinner with friends and visiting more later. Weird not being stressed to death. 

If this is coming out now, that means KP has known about it for some time: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46460442

Here’s the current order of precedence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_precedence_in_the_United_Kingdom#Current_practice

Oh, this is peak Charles, I-talk-to-my-plants Charles. All the hagiographic press and documentaries can’t hide the fact that he’s a damn weirdo who thinks he’s charming.

A master’s degree? Which I’m just at the beginning of getting? At age 53, so I’ve had a great career without it - it’s definitely a luxury. With my company funding about half of it...but still. There’s that other half to add to my credit card debt, and a possible career transition at the end of it.

It is, but she is also an HRH, unlike other duchesses (except Kate and Camilla). So those three get “Your Royal Highness”. Other duchesses are just aristocrats/nobility, not royalty. There was a big to-do when Diana got stripped of her HRH (as did Fergie). It’s the ultimate in “us/them” - if you’re HRH, you’re “in the…

And look for the helpers.

Exactly. Same here. And I’m 53!

If anything, Brad’s behind. Russell Brand was traveling around with his own guru, Tej, in 2013. https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/01/russell-brand-yoga-protest-walkout-tej-kaur-khalsa-golden-bridge-studio/

In 2016 we were saying “this is the worst year ever”.

Ugh, if I had a nickel for every time I had to explain “illegal” vs “technically on the right side of the law but nevertheless harmful and with many consequences”, I’d be living in a goddamn penthouse.

Also, because it’s so damn frequent that if we reacted to each incident with the response it truly deserves, we’d be exhausted by noon of each and every freaking day.

Hold my hoops

At least Fergie’s got aristocracy in her family tree.

We all are. Apparently he was nearly as prolific as Genghis Khan.

Murderer. The word is murderer.

He used to wander into parties - any party, for any reason, if it was being held in a public space. Art gallery showing? Book launch? He’d just show up. Nobody was going to kick him out!