BBQ pulled jackfruit. No contest.

That is the rule! Tom Seaver always talks about how badly he wanted a runner to be going down on the inside of the line on precisely this type of play so he could have drilled them in the back.

Better yet— ditch umbrellas altogether because they’re FUCKING STUPID.

vanilla offense

Everyone loves the free market up to the point where the invisible hand starts slapping them around for a change.

Best be careful. You might get some goons showing up at your door, and you’ll be singing a different tune tomorrow.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Leave Sly and the family alone.