I’m right here with you. 28, currently smoking, wish i felt some guilt or urgency or something.

I don’t think they look okay on anyone. the only exception is when they are feathered or beaded in a cocktail-y rather than vegas-y kind of way, and then they are acceptable.

eeeexcellent

funyuns are for everyone

NO

CDA?

I haven’t lived in my home state for eight years. My license plates are all from my home state, as is my license itself. My husband is in the military and it is legal for us to do so (my license lists the out of state address where I currently live), but the police have no way of knowing that initially. I have never…

That is absurd

This has never happened to me either. I’ve never heard anything about driving in flip flops or without shoes being illegal. I wore flip flops when I took the driving test (CA).

that is the worst and the saddest and it makes me want to die every time

three cheers for social monogamy!

“fun tips on how to smuggle drugs for Coachella or whatever” is in my google search history

yes

I also do this using an aggregator. I go through so much kindle slush.

ME TOO

tbh i’m all for exsex. you’ve already put the work in and you’re going to get it how you want it and if it is an option that doesn’t make you gag i say go for it

did it work?

there is nothing so disgusting as a deployment beard. sometimes it is solid.

that’s hot

Your family member is on the carrie career path and it is amaze. I have a cleaning lady and no job (well, volunteer jobs and I serve on the board of a nonprofit but really that doesn’t count does it?). I don’t care for cleaning if it can be helped and that is fine. I never planned to have a legitimate career. That is…