I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

Swimwear is a personal choice. The United States is OBSESSED with the categorical organization of people by age brackets. What you are supposed to do, wear, think, care about, who is supposed to be a friend or lover; all dictated by age. That's grade A bullshit. There are 25 year olds who look like shit in bikinis and…

I just too an ambien and I still won't sleep. There are little babies like her all around us and we are powerless to protect them from suffering. Wtf can we do? I need to sleep for three days now.

Agreed. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight. And like you said, there is nothing we can do with this. There's no way to save this child. There's nothing I could ever do to ease the mother's pain. And I feel even more disturbed by the fact that we'll all read this, feel shocked, generate clicks for Jezebel…

I agree. Now that there are all of the new sub-categories or whatever of Jezebel and Gawker, there should be one just for horrible stories or something. Or have some kind of title that notifies us that we shouldn't read the article unless we're prepared for disturbing content. I come to Jezebel to learn but it's also…

Please stop posting this horrifying shit. Find a place to put these posts so that those of us who don't want to have to be confronted with stuff this awful on the regular don't have it forced on us. Seriously. Put it with the awful stories of animal cruelty. When there literally is nothing we can do with this…

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I was surprised when they got married. I've been an alt country fan since...well...forever, and it's always been well known that Ryan Adams is a mean drunk who treats people really badly. Amazing musician, but not a decent guy. And Mandy just seems so nice and down-to-earth. I mean, I know that's the image, but I've…

So I heard from a friend of a friend who knows Ryan Adams that everyone knew this wasn't going to last. She found him when he was going through some serious personal shit.

"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman", here. Not ashamed.

This gives me an excuse to (not so) secretly love "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You."

You think Ryan Adams seems nice? He has a reputation for being one of the biggest assholes in rock. Bryan Adams, on the other hand, is a gentleman and a scholar.

It's a really difficult issue and a question of how much risk is acceptable, porn performers are less likely to get an STI than the general public but infections still happen so are they safe enough? Plus there is the employment angle, is it ok for a business to ask employees to carry out actions that carry risk…

Oh, shit, beauty shop disasters. You have to just fake it.

You can't see my bad perm, but I had bangs too....and a choker necklace...and cartoon characters on my high waisted jeans.

I wanted the awesome 80's rock grrl look of all of my hair swept up one side of my head and cascading down the other. When I held it up with my hands, it looked RAD. Problem was I had super thick, course hair that did not stay put with hairspray (even the uberpowerful Aquanet).

The year was 2001 and all I wanted was to look like Mandy Moore with her cute pixie cut (Exhibit A). However, the Supercuts lady decided that meant "standard bowl cut" and I ended up looking like Exhibit B. As a chubby, self conscious, 13 year old girl...this was the WORST.

There will be no bonus points for me. Thank God. This story is so embarrassing I don't think I've ever even told it to my wife (I just realized this as I typed).

In high school, my hair was waist-length, auburn, thick and wavy. In retrospect, it was lovely. So of course, I had to ruin things. I bought black hair dye (black like my wannabe goth soul,) and went to town.

I once slathered the contents of a jar of mayonnaise on my hair and let it soak in for 30 minutes — on the advice of some teen magazine's beauty advice column. I was probably 14 or so. It was supposed to make my hair shiny and alluring. I honestly don't remember whether my hair was shiny after I washed it out. What I…