Yep, I bet it’s really easy to get a bunch of virgins to be opposed to abortion. Come see me after your first pregnancy scare, you tiny jerks.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

Anyone have random lines that still stick out to them? To this day when I see No Smoking signs I think of Ramona And Her Father, where she accidentally makes a sign saying “Nosmo King” and he teases her.

(A full term pregnancy is 40 weeks, but anytime after 38 weeks is usually fair game.)

Based on the last two elections? Because you had a stretch there where Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Junior Bush went from Governor to President. That’s....28 of 32 years.

As soon as he was cast as a romantic interest of Jennifer Garner I was like, ok people are delusional about this guys appeal.

You know first hand of the abusive system the Catholic organization established, the disrespect of women, the lies and corruption throughout…yet you still send your kids to catholic school? I really don’t understand religious people.

I think a lot of problems your mother faced were products of the time, plus it seems hers was a more cloistered order.

My grandma was way more interested in telling me my hips were too narrow for a man to ever want to marry me.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

I order lunches for office meetings and have had many many requests for Chic Fila. I adamantly refuse. They are free to donate to whatever organizations they want, but I’m also free to deny them business in any way possible.

Not only that, but you can’t even enter the contest as a homeless person because you can’t prove you live in the zip code where you usually sleep on the sidewalk.

Wow. Younger me wouldn’t even camp out in line overnight to buy tickets to Nine Inch Nails, at the height of my Trent Reznor fandom. For Chick-fil-A? Gag.

Is it just me, or is this a bit insensitive? You spend a night outside, as some sort of challenge for a year’s worth of free food? In New York? Which, like all major cities, has a substantial homeless population?

How can you tell someone uses a moon/diva cup?

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Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

My FAVORITE story is about how Dan Savage once interviewed a man who married his horse. He politely and respectfully interviewed this guy, asked about the details of how their “marriage” worked, whether the horse could consent to sex (apparently, if a powerful, thousand-pound animal is within kicking distance and…

Hold on now - Caitlyn Jenner was against gay marriage until like, 2 weeks ago.

Dear Armané, I'm a wildlife rehabber, animals do gay things all the time. So, your argument is quite stupid.