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My messiest 4th of July happened probably 8 years ago after I had just moved in with my then boyfriend’s (now husband) apartment and he was out of town so I threw a July 4th bbq on our roof deck. It was super fun and for the occasion I made vodka watermelon drinks with fresh basil which we were drinking in the sun...

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person, amirite?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Well, time to just admit I’m a bad person

2005. My gallbladder went rogue. I went to a cookout and had the blandest foods available, but was still sidelined with an attack that required a lortab and a nap that lasted well past any firework displays in town.

Omaha is loud and proud about our young, pure, well connected white girls. The Omaha World Herald (a self-proclaimed “newspaper” that is really a republican pamphlet) is more than happy to strut each year’s crop of Stepford Wives.

It isn’t like they don’t have the same kind of shit in New York City,Boston, Philadelphia.

If they need security, i know a couple folks

Hey now! Everyone knows the “Florida of Florida” is Tallahassee. As a Jacksonville woman, I can tell you that we are NOT happy about the decision to host the RNC here, it’s utterly disappointing on so many levels.

Damn you.

Not the point and he sucks, but implied and inferred are not interchangeable (and should be swapped here).

I can’t with y’all. I just can’t with this performative bullshit. Yeah, some times the titles are so bad it’s not worth reading the article.

Yeah what a jerk to give up one’s own position of power to a Black person! And how dare he publicise it. People should just FEEL his actions. (sacrasm) He and his wife Serena Williams certainly didn’t discuss and decide on this together for the sake of their daughter. He obviously just wants attention. (sarcasm)

Y’all

You can see one of the cops go to help him and immediately get yanked back by another officer. I cannot even. 

I understand the “kneeling as theater” is problematic. However, at the protest I attended the other day, the crowd *asked* the police to link arms with them and to take a knee. And they did. Of course the media will do what they will with the photos but I’m not going to give the cops shit for obliging. If the police re

Commercial real estate can go eat a bag of dicks. If it hurts Trump and Kushner, it can’t be that bad.

It’ll be even better when courts rule - for some reason - that the $1.7B company can “justifiably” not pay rent... but you, citizen, can go fuck yourself

Anyone else notice the resemblance of her husband to Mitch McConnell?

What is this “both sides” bullshit?