That’s really pretty and I hear you on the comfy thing. Even the softest leggings and t-shirt can’t compare to a flowy cotton dress in the middle of summer.

(Un?)fortunately, I noticed they take Afterpay, one of those services that let you spread the cost over 4 payments. If you’re good at mental gymnastics it feels like paying 25% of the price. Well, 4 times. 

I like you, Leggo. 

I legit don’t get it and I watched the interview live. He was carrying a can of soup around all night just so he could make this joke? Or he made the joke and everyone but me understood he was planning to throw it? 

No kidding! I just booked a trip for 2 family members. They’re staying at one of the cheapest resorts, doing regular tickets (not Park Hopper), and no dining plan. And it was some promotion for 20% off the hotel. 4 days total came to close to $1700. It’s crazy.

I feel like “friends of mine” only sounds right as the direct object (??) of a sentence. Like: “the house belongs to a friend of mine”. Nope, still feels weird, why wouldn’t you just say “belongs to my friend"? Now my brain hurts. 

Nailed it!

I haven’t watched the reunion yet but now I can’t wait to see it.

Oh absolutely. Tho I feel like fraud might be the least of Mary's problems.

But who are the three most likely? I need to know! 

I love everything about this story. And find it utterly believable. I can't remember who fought in the War of 1812 or when to use a semicolon but I can still name every kid who puked or audibly farted in school. And I'm 47. 

One of biggest “metalheads” in my h.s. ran for student body president back in the early 90s. I still remember he quoted Black Sabbath at the end of his campaign speech. He won in a landslide, I guess we were all tired of the establishment candidates! 

Ha I love it!! 

My better half makes his own sauce so I have to tread carefully here. But I'm too intrigued to turn back now. 

I had to Google Rao’s and now I want to try it. Extravagant indeed!

I had a friend who fried her balogna when she made a sandwich with it. I thought it was weird until I realized it tastes just like a hot dog. So the inverse must be true, right?

Italian dressing fixes anything dry and bland! Chicken, fish, rice, bread...

But with ketchup or pizza sauce? My kids used to put ketchup on their pasta and I had a hard time watching. 

We made English muffin pizza in middle school home ec in NJ. With actual pizza sauce and mozzarella, though. Which was basically haute cuisine in 6th grade. 

Imagine being a smoker. In my state at least, smoking is right there next to obesity in the vax waiting line. People love to hate smokers maybe even more than they do overweight people (for valid reasons, but still).  My husband still smokes and asked me not to tell anyone if he manages to get vaccinated in this…