Female perspective: to me, party always means drugs. But in this particular example, I think it means drugs to be followed by getting down. I’ll be honest, nobody since high school has offered me drugs by asking me to party. And the very few times I’ve been in group/swinging situations things just started happening,…

Pretty sure I would have come up with at least 20 other variations by the time I got there, but thanks for your confidence!

Oh god, wale not whale.

In my opinion, harmonica is second only to violin in the “you think you could pick it up and just whale and it would somehow not sound like cats being tortured” instrument category. I play neither and still can’t believe how awful I can make them sound.

I’m so excited about this, what a great feature! My 7 y.o. is going through a big “how does this work” phase and I’ve been absolutely appalled by how much I don’t know. Some of his recent questions I couldn’t answer: How does electricity get started? How do magnets work? How do the cable wires get the picture to the…

My uncle was murdered a few years ago and it still hasn’t been solved. I play Clue with my kids and watch murder mysteries on tv and it’s honestly never bothered me. I never even connected them mentally. The game, especially, just feels so abstract, to me it’s more like a logic puzzle. But I’m not you. It sounds like…

Oh yeah the store itself is fantastic, it really is just the customers. I haven’t seen the smaller car carts yet. Luckily my kids outgrew the big one, it was awful. Impossible to maneuver and let them take things off the shelves without me seeing. One time my daughter grabbed an apple, took a few bites then dropped…

Yeah, it just makes the most sense looking back at the shots from inside the box. I’ll be disappointed if it does turn out to be Daryl but the theory of Negan wanting to take him out is pretty good.

Good god, Wegmans is the worst. Especially on weekends. Especially if your kids see the shopping cart with the car they can ride in at the front. Always a nightmare. Our Wegmans used to be 24 hours though, and shopping when it was empty at 1 a.m. was pure bliss.

I actually didn’t notice (I’m completely obtuse) but wow, that’s the only theory that makes sense. Though I will be pissed if it’s Daryl since they showed that preview of Ride. To me it seemed like a spoiler: “Look viewers, Norman Reedus has free time now (hint, hint).

So would you say not kid-friendly? They’re 12 (almost) and 13. I haven’t censored anything so far besides the really obvious stuff. They would flip out over this.

Meanwhile, white girls all over America frequent tanning salons and apply massive amounts of self-tanner and bronzer in an effort to look darker.

Sweet merciful Jeebus that is beautiful and I’ll be purchasing it by the case. I may have to print out the press release to hang in my kitchen, too. I wonder if it will mix better with vanilla vodka or plain?

But were they pink and purple? I got excited to tell my 5 y.o. niece about this then realized she’ll be disappointed if they were tan or something.

Are you kidding me? I was excited that Polar makes blueberry and apple. Please tell me if this is a joke before I start looking for a 24-hour grocery store.

I’m on my phone and kinja-ignorant so I can’t quote, but I feel exactly the same about carrying my kids myself. This topic is full of land mines and I want to tread carefully, it’s just that for ME it was an amazing experience. I was never all that “in-touch” with my body, I just thought of it as something I walked…

Yeah, getting the insurance companies to cover it might be tricky. Do they cover some or all of the transition procedure? Maybe eventually uterine transfers will be included with it.

I didn’t even think about that, wouldn’t it be cool if women could keep passing on the same uterus when they were finished with it? As far as transplants for transwomen, someone in the comments mentioned something about transplants for men being possible in 5 years. So who knows? I definitely wouldn’t write off the…

You’re right, we won’t get to debate electibility but ffs we need to. I wish people would just grow up and try to be pragmatic about things. Bernie’s been my guy all along, his vision is in exact alignment with mine, i.e. I feel very strongly about voting for him. But I will absolutely vote for Hillary if it becomes…

I completely agree with you electibility (sp?). I think it’s more crucial than ever when you take into account the Republican congress, likely supreme court appointments, etc. The only problem is I can’t get a handle on who would actually beat the Republican nominee. For a while it seemed like it would absolutely be…