Oh god. So my roommate has her boyfriend over and his friend, they're heading out and are all chatting in the living room (my friend has run to the store). They don't know I'm here. And they are talking about 50 Shades of Grey. It is the funniest conversation in the world.

My sister peed a little she laughed so hard. So it's cool. I looked like a legit crazy person.

I think what was worse was that my neighbours were having a fancy BBQ next door and I screamed in disbelief: "THAT BIRD JUST TOOK MY SOCK"...to no one in particular. And everyone like 20 feet away looked at me in my laundry day clothes and mad looking hair holding one sock.

Yesterday I was drying my laundry on the washing line and a magpie flew out of nowhere and took one of my socks. I am convinced this is an ongoing thing and that's why I only have odd socks.

Can you imagine Warren Beatty complimenting you like that? "I like your candor". I think I would just collapse.

Ah I hope he does well. He is so good in The Fall (I CANNOT WAIT FOR SERIES 2!) and he seems like a good guy.

She is a dull girl.

No it didn't upset me. I actually used 'to be fair' without thinking. I say it a lot, and it just comes out sometimes. After I published the original comment I was like 'Crap that sounds weird'.

Did anyone read that interview with Kaley Cuoco? T

I have a question as a European who finds American politics hilariously fascinating.

My comment was derailing? I wasn't making any point about whether he is capable or not. I was giving my opinion on him as someone who has watched him on TV for years. I wasn't making a comment on whether he should be hired or not. Just merely expressing my opinion. Which is allowed on a comment board I think.

What happens when someone looks at my passport photo.

I didn't mean it like a diss to the article! I was just adding what his hosting style was like and my personal opinion of him. I wasn't saying that you didn't say he was capable.

To be fair, James Corden is really really funny and talented. If you want a look at his hosting style, check out his sports quiz show, A League of their Own. (Which you can enjoy and love, as I do, without having to know anything about sport, it's just really really good).

I would take a weird sex story right now over this. Not gonna lie, I had a bit of a cry thinking about how scared that little guy must have been. Fuck those guys.

I know....I arrive at a restaurant and the two of them are there deciding on what he should get done. She goes to the toilet and I ask him is she for real going to the barber with him? And he at least at the grace to look mortified.

God yeah, you've nailed it with the early twenties thing. I am firmly in the panic stage and have no idea what to do with myself (actually I'm moving Toronto in September to see can I figure my shit out there!) but the girls are all the same. We're all kinda floating career wise (we are in a very not stable industry)…

Yeah my friend wanted this 'meet-cute' situation. I mean, I brought the set up to the bar, told him what happened and he was very cool about it and we high fived and went our separate ways because I was too annoyed with my mate to be around her at that point.

Dublin is a party town. lol. Though I'm moving to Toronto in September. Hoping it's just as fun!

You know, I'm glad they are happy, but I just feel slightly embarrassed for them that their lives have been consumed by these guys. I don't like feeling like that about my friends.