Looking at Justin Bieber, I just don't understand how he is attractive to girls. He makes me not want to have a vagina.

*whispers Where might I find this James Potter fanfic? Is is good?

OH OH! You've been doing some OUTSTANDING trolling in posts all over Jezebel today.

But she's SO not a hipster. That is not her brand. She's a Martha Stewart/baking/diamonds/homemaker. Definitely not hipster. Whole thing is off-brand.

That layout looks like a very cheap tumblr theme. Also, that font is AWFUL.

'NICE GUY' KLAXON!

My little sister had a Zac Efron high school musical doll and it had a Target Lady bob for hair. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. So he can be as bro as he wants, I will always see him as a doll with a unflattering bob and a smooth area down below.

Yes please. Though I do enjoy the cop uniform too and all the angsty shirtlessness.

Some of us like looking at Justin Theroux on a Sunday.

I find that younger girls like teens mainly, do not want to say no to guys because they think they won't like them. Like, that is just a normal way for them to behave and think. 'I shouldn't say no to a guy because he might not like me".

Tell me about it. I'm 23 now and am sexually attracted to loads of guys, but I know full well they aren't 'the one'. lol. Doesn't stop me from having (safe) fun.

Exactly, its such a scary thought! I've even had guys my age (i'm 23) and they just like assumed I liked the book. I just think the attitude towards it is scary. Like, everyone needs to be educated, but not by some awful writer who just wants her female characters to literally lie down and take it from a man.

It was my first foray into erotica too and I literally just threw the books into the garbage. I just was so disgusted by the fact the author had this girl completely consumed by that dickhead of a male character that any sex parts were rendered irrelevant.

yeah that is scary. Especially for guys, if they think girls automatically would want it.

Yeah I have an 18 yr old sister and a 9 yr old sister and you my 9 yr old sis is sometimes more feminist that the 18yr old. It's like all her and her friends care about is 'the one' and how they can change to what the guy wants. And I hate that.

What I always worried about with those books is that young girls would read them and think that a guy who controls you and tells you what to do/wear/see and still expects you to gladly blow him is a healthy or romantic way to be. Just because he is handsome.

Do you think Beyonce will be doing the music for that 50 Shades of Grey monstrosity? Like maybe she's done the music for it like Jay Z did it for Gatsby? I just kept thinking about it today (it was a very lazy sunday). Will a Beyonce curated soundtrack just feature lots of bass and heavy breathing?

See I'm torn, because on one hand, 50 Shades is such a monumental pile of crap and is just the worst thing in the world. But on the other hand, Jamie Dornan was very excellent in The Fall and is so monumentally sexy that I'm going to find it hard not to go and see him have sex with someone.

Never argue with your muse! Follow her blindly and keep writing! Good luck with it!