When I click on something like this I expect it to equal or surpass the Two Penis story. The bar has been set, I'm afraid. The Two Penis Bar.

I've always thought Dax Shepard was a a-hole. That whole thing with him and Bell and the paparazzi really drove me mad.

That was my favourite pokemon growing up. That little guy seemed like a good time.

What I don't understand is how there hasn't been some massive all encompassing women rights revolution yet. Like...a god damn fucking freakout about it. Though I don't even know how that would happen today. Whole situation is blergh.

I wish I could be braver or stronger, but lying and saying your with someone is just the norm for me and my friends. It just makes me so sad that it's 2014 and women are still in this kind of danger. It's just not fair.

I love her so much. Just so so talented. Can we imagine how weird and wonderful her Emmy speech would be if she won?

I'm thinking it might be a stye, but I'm not sure. I just woke up with it this morning. Thanks for that link!

Oh my God. A gnat? That is so bad! Ouch! No, no eye drops around. Can't get any until morning. I'm thinking of just using an eye patch from an old halloween costume to stop me from scratching. lol

After midnight where I am so no pharmacy open where I am. Will try the something cold though!

I literally read it 5 minutes ago and had a little cry, which has made it itch more. Thank f**k I don't wear contacts.

You guys, I have done something to my eye. It feels so itchy. Like I want to tear it out with my bare hands itchy. I can't stop rubbing it and it's making it worse! What do I do? I don't think theres an eyelash or anything in it. ARGHH!

thanks for that. heard great things about The Disaster Artist!

oooh thanks! :)

So I caved and bought a kindle (I was a die hard bookstore girl, but I'm moving and can't bring boxes of books with me overseas!), and I was wondering do you guys have any good book recommendations? I'm so indecisive I could spend an hour browsing for something. I need some good book advice! I don't mind about genre…

DRAKE!

I smell marketing stunt, albeit a very smart one.

Haha thanks, I just read it back and thought it sounded a bit abrupt. But yeah I'm not sure what I'll do yet. I'll have to do a certain amount figuring it out as I go. Which is scary.

Yeah, I mean the rates in Toronto roughly match with Dublin (which is crazy expensive, nice little false economic recovery happening in that city, gonna implode and it's not gonna be pretty! Which...has nothing to do with this. haha) so I'm kinda prepared in regards to that. I am nervous just about setting myself up…

Sorry, I didn't mean to come off rude with my last comment. I was in the middle of replying and someone came into the room and I just hit publish without thinking. I was saying....I'm not looking for a house, no. But I have heard how expensive Toronto is. I am actually kinda worried, but I've always loved the city so…

I'm not really in a house hunting frame of mind.