The best part of this face-saving maneuver is that these alt-right wackos are kind of arguing: “See! The movie with the black main cast member did better! We did that!”

Like, wait, say that again, but slower.

Well if you do it in the Antarctic, that’s probably enough force to drive another ice shelf into the ocean with the fact that sea ice is at record...oh, I’m sorry, the boys from the “re-education camp” are here to pick me up. Well, good luck!

Seeing as how he’s a political operative, is it possible that he’s inviting a liberal pile-on on purpose? Who do inconsequential culture war stories such as this ultimately benefit? I think Trump.

Timothy Treadstone, the 29-year-old political consultant who apparently started the campaign, told USA Today that people who claim the campaign is a “protest” or “boycott” are misinformed, because, in fact, it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

is there any precedent for someone as commited to lifelong mediocrity as Pence stumbling into the highest ranking executive office?

Must be nice when the least of your worries is intolerance. Try not only not getting a steady paycheck for yourself, but having a steady paycheck denied to your forebearers for generations, and fearing for your life daily, all because of the color of your skin. Try worrying that, at any moment, your right to decide…

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

That’s fucking hilarious. Hahaha. I want this mug.

haha, here’s the mug: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013OBR9WS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1. i’m gonna fill it with champagne on tuesday and drink away my feelings.

hi everyone!

I love that “it’s not all about reproductive rights! What about ISIS?!” argument. Statistically speaking, I’m much more likely to be harmed or killed by Republicans’ dangerous quest to control my body than to be killed by ISIS.

That is like when people say reproductive rights shouldn’t be the focus of my vote. If they aren’t that important, stop trying to take them away.

“The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them... To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just as long as it is…

When your daddy gives you your first $1 million?

I mean sure you aren’t supposed to wear the flag because it’s supposed to be a revered symbol but we are just gonna pick and choose what we get outraged over and it’s probably going to be brown people’s fault.

I love the flag so much I forgot the part where I wasn’t supposed to wear it

I don’t even understand the email thing. Like, she had a private server. Okay. Didn’t Colin Powell do that too?

I was thinking the wife looks completely over this photo. Like they’ve been holding those ridiculous poses for more than ten minutes because John’s been fucking up the auto-timer on the camera and refuses to let her check the manual or even touch camera, so the rest of the family has just been standing there like a…

If I can’t legally give my 8 year old kid bourbon and cigars, then I really don’t think he should be able to legally give his guns. I mean, we’re extremely clear in our Constitutional Jurisprudence that school aged children are not entitled to all of our fundamental rights - they can’t vote, depending on the state…

I was using the firing squad words