Every time I see this gif, I laugh way harder than I should. It’s just so ridiculous! But also because my stupid cat is more content to stare at potential prey and meow-complain at me until I get rid of it.
For example-that one time I caught her staring at the wall at about 3 AM. Turns out she was staring at a house…

THE MIGHTY HUNTER

So many people are so goddamned stupid when it comes to animals. When I was in Yellowstone we happened to see a big bull elk standing by the side of the road as we were driving and we turned around to get a better look. By the time we got back the road was completely lined with cars, and it seemed like everybody was…

The far more likely scenario is that if anything did happen they would end up panicking and accidentally shooting an innocent bystander, especially if they think tucking a gun into the waistband of their sweatpants is a good idea.

I’m a gun owner, but I’d change your comment to the following.

When the Aurora shooting happened someone actually told me it that having well-trained, armed civilians in the audience would have made everybody safer because they would have shot Holmes before he started shooting. It’s like he had a whole action movie playing out in his head which completely ignored the fact that a…

I want to believe that is a lie. I really want to believe it is a lie.

Do not go to the comments section for Deniro’s recent GMA interview on Youtube unless you want to find out just how close your sarcastic comment was to the truth.

Latex rubber is naturally derived from plants but it’ll still give me one hell of a rash.

Snake venom, scorpion venom, spider venom.. Fly agaric mushrooms.. Then the ever yummy destroying angels and death caps, totally organic kill ya agonizingly shrooms.

The digitalis growing in my garden is completely natural.

This is a pretty common problem though. Think about how people talk about “germs” and as if all bacteria should always be destroyed even though various bacteria are literally required for life as we know it.

You forgot Cancer, and every birth defect there ever was.

Let’s don’t forget hemlock.

Y’all forgot cyanide... It’s in most “seeds” like apples, cherry/peach pits, and avocados.

And Arsenic, Lead, Carbon Dioxide, Fire, Floods, Earthquakes, ... etc... all are natural.

And ebola, and HIV and for that matter, every bacterial and viral agent.

Botulinum is also very, very natural. And just about the most toxic substance known on the planet.

You know what else is 100% natural?