Thank you was going to say the same thing. This election is horrifying and horrible, and I after I vote I just want to crawl into a pillow fort with hoarded chocolate and wine. I have never felt that way about an election since I came of voting age.

Not surprising that Paul Ryan misunderstands Rage Against the Machine seeing as he also completely misunderstands how anti-Christian all of Ayn Rand’s personal philosophy was.

Get up to some weird shit is probably the best description of humanity I have ever heard.

I always wonder what future archaeologists will think of our time period when they start finding our leavings.

After noticing her nails (Gods yes those are truly lovely and why can’t my manicures ever look that good?) and thinking WTF is up with her teeth (grills I don’t get it at all) I finally noticed the ring and thought it was fuck ugly. Apparently that tacky thing that can be seen from space is really valuable. I too…

I remember the rumors of apples with razor blades from when I was a kid. It never made sense to me as a way to hurt people because everyone would remember the house that gave out apples instead of candy, especially the kids.

Have creepy clowns replaced Satanic cults and drug dealers handing out LSD laced stickers? God I’m an old.

And now that, that power is slipping away they are putting up a really ugly fight in their attempt to keep it.

There is plenty of good art that doesn’t display fine craftsmanship.

Thank you for that. I am not an artist, but I do love art, including stuff that makes most people think I’m insane for liking it. This shit is boring and pointless and definitely exploitative.

No advice (since several people have recommended shoe repair shops) I just wanted to say those are fucking awesome shoes.

It still is for me, much to my mother’s dismay.

It really is sad that we are taught to view our own bodies with such fear and disgust. I remember when the Vagina Monologues were first being performed and encountering grown women who were shocked that anyone would say the V word. A few admitted to me that they wouldn’t even say vagina to their gynecologists.

Luckily they aren’t life threatening, unless he gets dosed while he’s out and has to drive home because they shut him down to the point he can pass out.

The blood thing really does sound terrifying and is just more proof that our bodies can get fucked up in some interesting ways.

That is definitely a dark path to travel. I don’t get it. I really don’t. A good comprehensive unit on human sex and sexuality has so many benefits aside from prevention of of teen pregnancy and STI’s especially when you consider that unfamiliarity with your reproductive organs can quite literally kill you.

I alternated between being shocked, sad, and angry about my mother (or any woman) having that many gaps in her knowledge of her own body. Sex education in this country is a fucking joke that isn’t remotely funny.

Ok so the ice cube thing bothered someone else. Good.

I actually had to explain to my mother that she has both a urethral and vaginal opening, that the hymen doesn’t seal the vagina closed until your first time having sexual intercourse, and had to define labia for her a few years ago. She just turned 70 this year. I am still depressed by that conversation.

To be honest that sounds pretty terrible as well.