Fuck Justin Beiber making me side with PETA.

You can still get platform shoes with fish in them. They just use fake fish now instead of real ones because the poor goldfish died pretty quickly in the ones from the 70's.

People like that are why middle fingers and the phrase, “mind your own fucking business” were invented. I think that story sounds lovely, especially knowing that your mom passed away shortly after your wedding and got to see both of her daughters have their father-daughter dance before her death.

I was living in Wisconsin when that happened so I followed the case pretty closely. As to the defense lawyer’s contention that their conviction guts the faith healing provision under the child abuse statute I can’t think of a better outcome. There really should not be any exemptions, religious or otherwise, in laws…

If TMZ thinks the flu can’t be that serious they need to tell that to about 50,000,000 people in 1918.

That is exactly why my Baptist relatives won’t greet one another at the liquor store.

Lincoln was definitely going to die by violence seeing as there were at least 5 attempts on his life before Booth got to him.

Oh they’ll have to payout to the families too, and they absolutely should have to pay a fine to the government because they broke federal laws. This needs to be a very costly lesson to this and other hospitals.

I like the assumption that all cis people will stay away from Target because of this.

This club had separate restrooms, but in reality they were both just unisex because everyone went into whichever restroom was the closest when nature called.

Our ass cheeks (the only part that touches the seat) are much cleaner than our mouths.

I guess I just spent too much of 20s in fetish clubs because I do not understand why anyone gets worked up about the gender of the person in the stall next to them.

What are transgender toys? I was going to say that I played with a mix of both “boys” and “girls” toys as a child and turned out fine, but then I realized that being bisexual is not the |shudder| Fox News equivalent of fine by any means.

Because they get to be assholes to the LGBT community.

Whenever I hear guys saying shit like that I just have to wonder what they think we do in the restroom.

The bison was so much smarter than that poor kid’s parents. I wonder if they have thought of another creative way to kill their offspring.

If the thought “Imma sneak up on that bison” ever crosses your mind you fucking deserve to get gored.

Have these dimwits never heard of a little thing called rabies?

Looks just like my kitty, but if I tried to put something like that on her she would bite the shit out of me. Her highness is too old and ornery to put up with shenanigans at this point.

My mother almost got way too up close and personal with an opossum once because she thought it was her cat.