I guess theideabird has never heard of a little thing called crumbs.

Tell me about it. A loaf of GF bread is around $5 in our area, and the shit crumbles apart when you bite into it.

That has to be so annoying.

The best coconut cake I have ever eaten was vegan.

I can say a lot of bad things about Domino’s, but they at least have a warning about not being able to guarantee not cross-contaminating you with their pizza. My husband is gluten sensitive and has a friend who opened a pizza restaurant. At first they were really careful about using a separate oven and prep surface…

$15 for raw fucking falafel! Definitely not.

I love to eat vegan/vegetarian on occasion but no way in Hell am I ever ordering a salad that way. Just NO!

He was obviously riding a wave of coke and entitlement. How dare the bartender tell me not to break the health code? I do what I want.

I will never understand why anyone who doesn’t have to avoid gluten would do that. I have tried a few of my husband’s gluten free foods and damn. The pastas and pizza crusts (in fact I prefer GF pizza crust at most places that offer it) aren’t that bad, but the breads and muffins are ridiculous and crumble if you look…

It’s really that sensitive. I won’t Pinkham’s Law that story because I am fucking tired of this gluten free diet trend.

I am the same way, worried about mystery bruise until I realize it’s not all that mysterious because I remember walking into the door or the wall.

My husband still worries about me when he leaves me alone, and we’ve been married 11 years.

I have definitely done that. Have you ever opened the car door into your face? I actually thought I had chipped a tooth once by doing that. It turns out you can actually bruise your teeth, and I had bruised one of my molars.

Do you get excited when you finally figure out how you ended up with the mystery bruise? I sometimes do.

If she’s anything like me it wouldn’t matter. I can trip and fall flat on my face in sneakers. When I lived in Wisconsin I spent the entire winter in a state of terror (and covered in bruises) due to the ice and snow.

I have actually punched myself in the face by accident on more than one occasion; I even gave myself a black eye that way while putting lights on a Christmas tree. All of those times have been when I was stone cold sober.

I can fall like that when wearing flats.

I am constantly losing my balance. I don’t get why it is so unbelievable that Jennifer Lawrence can also be clumsy. Many people are. My great aunt once spent a month with her wrist in a cast and then got hit by a truck a few days after the cast came off. Shortly after recovering from that she was trying to hang a…

That is exactly what the barista is thinking. I can guarantee there is also much eye rolling involved.

I have to know his “reasoning” for any of that being Christian iconography.