My parents have an indoor/outdoor cat (one of our usual arguments is on that very subject), and he is constantly scratched and torn up from fights with other cats. My mother always tells me that my cat doesn’t know how to be a cat because she doesn’t go outside. I don’t understand what that even means because she…

Funny how spaying/neutering you pets cuts back on those pesky unplanned litters right?

Jesus Christ people suck!

The holidays are coming. Thank you for the reminder so that I can ensure all the flasks are accounted for.

I have tried so many tequilas. I finally had to give up and say it just wasn’t the right thing for me.

My family event survival elixir is anything you can hide well in coffee. Fucking Baptist family members. Thank the Gods for flasks.

Sorry tequila is the bottom for me, and I’ve had some supposedly high quality (like $60/bottle) stuff. Still tasted like sucking dirty socks, and yeesh the hangover it gives me. I can have two shots of tequila, drink plenty of water and still feel like I spent the entire night before drinking like a frat boy. I can’t…

Seagrams is definitely some nasty shit. New Amsterdam is pretty good. I’ve always been quite fond of Bombay Sapphire and Tanquery, but Hendrick’s is my absolute favorite gin.

I love a good sour Tom Collins, but gin and tonic is my summertime drink of choice. We used to find a good bottle of tonic, pour the right amount of gin into it, and take that bad boy out in the boat and bomb around on a Saturday afternoon.

That reminds me of the time I was shoe shopping with my taller cousin (I’m 5’1”, and she is 5’8”) so obviously I have smaller feet, like 6.5 at the time, and she was a size 8. We both send the employee back to grab us shoes in our respective size to try on. He comes back and hands me the boxes while saying, “whoa…

The problem with the whole “customer is always right” concept is that in far too many restaurants/retail outlets it leads to the very behavior we talk about in BCO all too often.

I once had my very first customer of the day pull that crap on me.

I for one give you a pass because that dick bag deserved to have to clean up several slushies worth of mess after that.

I want to frame this.

The entire bullshit concept of the customer always being right reinforces this crap behavior. The customer is always wrong when they behave like that. No. Fucking. Exceptions.

She was the sweetest dog. I still miss her like crazy.

My husband had a lab mix when met him, and she did the same thing in the snow.

I’ve actually had a couple request two tables so they could each sit alone, shout across the aisle to each other as they ate, and both use a coupon.

Where in the South have you ever heard anyone use “chips and dip” to refer to chips and salsa? I’m only curious because I grew up in North Georgia and have never encountered that.

I have a friend I could see punching herself in the face while drunk. We were once helping her get out of her van when she feel back into three times.