That makes some of my family seem normal. The worst that happened at my cousin’s wedding was that our grandmother accused my aunt (her daughter) of inviting a male coworker to the wedding because she was having an affair with him.

Having lived in Wisconsin for six years I’m surprised it wasn’t in Sheboygan.

My in-laws still live in Wisconsin, and that is exactly how they make both Manhattans and Old Fashioneds.

Why can’t I ever be that lucky?

If that person does show up I am going to quit the world.

Half my co-workers at Starbucks didn’t even like coffee; it was so odd that someone who actually hates coffee would take a job where you have to smell coffee constantly for your entire shift.

When I worked at Starbucks I always wondered how those assholes even came up with their precious drinks.

Oh for fuck’s sake that sounds horrid.

I got 4/10 and guessed on all but 2.

That is such a wonderful and heartwarming story.

It’s like people I barely know have become my mother.

No shit. I worked backstage on several productions in college and holy shit the months of prep that go into mounting a show. On one show I helped with the research and putting the script together so I ended up working on that show for a whole year in some fashion all that while working fulltime and carrying a full…

I just had to block someone the other day so I would just stop responding to him. Sometimes the block feature is a defense mechanism. I have done “just a quick glance at Facebook” thing so many times and regretted each and every instance of doing it as well.

Don’t you love when someone’s argument is so out of left field that you can’t even word because of it?

If I recall correctly cooking doesn’t do a damn thing to the prevent mad cow.

It was definitely the word rare that got to him. He was already side-eyeing me because the other women were either drinking white wine spritzers or light beer. I don’t think he’d ever seen a woman eat rare meat or drink whiskey in his lifetime. He was only slightly younger than my in laws, and they reacted in a…

I would donate to such a fund.

I also enjoy single malt and cigars. The cigar is the only thing my husband objects too so I refrain if I’m around him. Oh I almost forgot I love raw oysters too, but I have to be in the mood for those and in the right area, no inland.

I’m really sad the dish was brought over the morning after I pulled a bender aka Girls Night Out.

I am definitely reading that when I get home tonight.