Walk into soap place, eat soap, become upset when soap tastes like soap; I don’t understand people at all.

My cousin does the ketchup thing, but in her case (not sure about your step-sister) it’s part of her eating disorder.

A star for using Peanuts meme not for overcooking meat.

Why would he do this?

I had an ex who put Kraft slices on every vegetable he ate no matter what. I ended up in tears when I made this really lovely dish with eggplant, asparagus, and mushrooms. I’ll admit I only continued to date Mr. No Taste because he was good in bed, and I mean REALLY good in bed.

I would never judge you for that. I’m often surprised by how many cookies I can actually get out of a batch considering how much of the dough I ate before cooking them.

If I’m in the kind of mood that causes me to suck down an entire can of RediWhip (I know not real whipped cream), an entire tub of spreadable cream cheese, or vanilla ice cream covered in semi-sweet chocolate chips drowned in half-and-half; Imma do that shit in private because I was raised right.

It took me a little time, but I did train my husband about salt. He takes a bite before reaching for the shaker now. It only took a couple of times of me deliberately over salting a dish or two per meal to teach him to taste first. By over salting I only mean adding a little more than normal but enough that you would…

He’s still alive? You have way more self control than I do.

All the stars in the universe for you!

He can’t wait to break this law. Ah bless his heart.

I am having a very shit day, and this goes a very long way toward brightening it. I know my state (Georgia) will cry and gnash teeth over this, but it feels really nice to see this day finally come.

That has to be so comfortable. Sadly I fidget too much for linen so I end up looking like I just rolled out of bed.

Palazzo pants for the win!

If you’re horrible so am I.

I remember the caramel fiends all too well. I can’t imagine how nasty that much caramel sauce would be, but I don’t really enjoy overly sweet beverages in any case.

I got that when I worked at Starbucks. Yeah, I don’t have kids so that means I hatched from an egg.

Thank you so much for saying this. Beyond the fact that I will always be team artist against some entitled brat; it was her attempts to make this about gender discrimination and sexism that were completely offensive.

How have I never heard of a Vincent Price cookbook? I need this. I need this now.

Exactly this. We’ve gotten hung up on whether one guy has a right to an opinion that differs to one blogger instead of on why visible ink is still (in 2015 FFS) considered a career ender. OMFG one guy didn’t like my idea it’s the end of the world and feminism and shit. If I had a dime for every guy who ever said he…